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FINISH! :))
At last tapos na rin sa blog! I can now focus on other projects. Ingat everyone. Happy Blogging. :)
School Activity. Saint Matthew, Sabayang Pagbigkas :))
Eto na ung sabayang pagbigkas namin. fail kami pero aus lang, masaya naman! :))))
Saturday, October 9, 2010
JOKE JOKE JOKE! XD
Mister: Kung gagawa ako ng pelikula, gusto ko, ako si
ZORRO!
Misis: E ako, sino?
Mister: Si DACOS!
Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?
Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!
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Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:
Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!
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Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.
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3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*
TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!
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JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
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At a funeral...
ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."
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Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE.
-- tapos na! tawa kana. oo, alam kong corney. XDD
ZORRO!
Misis: E ako, sino?
Mister: Si DACOS!
Misis: Dacos? Sino 'yun?
Mister: DA COS of all my ZORROs!
----------
Dalawang holdaper sa bangko:
Holdaper #1: Yehey! Mayaman na tayo!
Holdaper #2: Bilangin mo na!
Holdaper #1: Alam mo namang mahina ako sa math. Abangan na lang natin sa balita kung magkano!
----------
Pasyente: Okey ba ang services sa ospital na ito?
Doktor: Oo naman. Sigurado 'yon.
Pasyente: Paano kung hindi ako satisfied?
Doktor: Ibabalik namin ang sakit mo.
----------
3 tanga nagsisiksikan sa maliit na **kama**:*
TANGA1: Pare, di tayo kasya. Bawas tayo ng isa, sa lapag na
lang matulog. (Bumaba si Tanga 1.)
TANGA2: Ayan, pare maluwag na, akyat kana dito!
----------
JUAN: Pare, ang bilis kong nabuo 'tong puzzle!
PEDRO: Talaga? Gaano kabilis?
JUAN: 5 months!
PEDRO: Tagal naman!
JUAN: Tagal ba 'yun? Nakalagay nga dito: "for 3 years & up"!
----------
At a funeral...
ERAP: Tara na, Jinggoy. Alis na tayo!
JINGGOY: Kararating pa lang natin a!
ERAP: Naku mahirap nang maiwan. Basahin mo o: "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED."
----------
Tanga 1: Ano bang hinahanap mo diyan sa supot ng 3-in-1
coffee. Kanina ka pa silip nang silip diyan.
Tanga 2: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal. Nakasulat kasi sa
karton "SUGAR FREE.
-- tapos na! tawa kana. oo, alam kong corney. XDD
Math Trivia
http://www.triviaplaying.com/62_Math_.htm
Q:What mathematical symbol did math whiz Ferdinand von Lindemann determine to be a transcendental number in 1882?
A: Pi.
Q:What mathematical symbol did math whiz Ferdinand von Lindemann determine to be a transcendental number in 1882?
A: Pi.
Q: What do you call an angle more than 90 degrees and less than 180 degrees?
A: Obtuse.
A: Obtuse.
Q: What's the top number of a fraction called?
A: The numerator.
A: The numerator.
Q: What Greek math whiz noticed that the morning star and evening star were one and the same, in 530 B.C.?
A: Pythagoras.
A: Pythagoras.
Q: What's a polygon with four unequal sides called?
A: A quadrilateral.
A: A quadrilateral.
Q: What's a flat image that can be displayed in three dimensions?
A: A hologram.
A: A hologram.
Q: What number does "giga" stand for?
A: One billion.
A: One billion.
Q: What digit did Arab mathematician al-Khwarizmi give to the West around 800 B/B.?
A: Zero.
A: Zero.
Q: What word describes a number system with a base of two?
A: Binary.
A: Binary.
Q: How many equal sides does an icosahedron have?
A: Twenty.
A: Twenty.
Q: What do mathematicians call a regular polygon with eight sides?
A: An octagon.
A: An octagon.
Q: What T-word is defined in geometry as "a straight line that touches a curve but continues on with crossing it"?
A: Tangent.
A: Tangent.
Q: What geometrical shape forms the hole that fits and allen wrench?
A: The hexagon.
A: The hexagon.
Q: What number is an improper fraction always greater than?
A: One.
A: One.
Q: What two letters are both symbols for 1,000?
A: K and M.
A: K and M.
Q: What's short for "binary digit"?
A: Bit.
A: Bit.
Q: What century did mathematicians first use plus and minus signs?
A: The sixteenth.
A: The sixteenth.
Q: What number, a one followed by 100 zeros, was first used by nine-year-old Milton Sirotta in 1940?
A: Googol.
A: Googol.
Q: What handy mathematical instrument's days were numbered when the pocket calculator made the scene in the 1970s?
A: The Slide rule's.
A: The Slide rule's.
Science Trivia
http://www.triviaplaying.com/18_science_Q_.htm
A: Nagasaki.What high-level computer language was named after a French mathematician and philosopher?
A: PASCAL.What Mercury astronaut had a pulse rate of 170 at lift-off-John Glenn, Alan Shepard or Gus Grissom?
A: Gus Grissom.What type of vessel was powered by a hand-cranked propeller when first used in combat in 1176?
A: A submarine.What creature proved to be much faster than a horse in a 1927 race in Sydney, Australia?
A: The Kangaroo.Science trivia questions answers and facts.What radioactive element is extracted from carnotite and pitchblende?
A: Uranium.What organ of a buffalo did Plains Indians use to make yellow paint?
A: The gallbladder.What optical aids was nearsighted model Grace Robin the first to show off in 1930?
A: Contact lenses.What creature's fossilized leg bone did John Horner discover red blood cells in, in 1993?
A: A tyrannosaurus rex's.What sticky sweetener was traditionally used as an antiseptic ointment for cuts and burns?
A: Honey.What computer was introduced in 1984 Super Bowl ads?
A: The Macintosh.What male body part did Mademoiselle magazine find to be the favorite of most women?
A: Eyes.What planet is named after the Greek god who personified the sky?
A: Uranus.What fat substitute got FDA approval for use in snack foods, despite reports of diarrhea and cramps?
A: Olestra.What plant's meltdown was dubbed "Russian Roulette" by nuclear power wags?
A: Chernobyl's.What is a single unit of quanta called?
A: A quantum.What will fall off of the Great Sphinx in 200 years due to pollution and erosion, according to scholar Chikaosa Tanimoto?
A: It's head.What suntan lotion was developed by Dr. Ben Green in 1944 to protect pilots who bailed out over the Pacific?
A: Coppertone.What was Friedrich Serturner the first to extract from opium and use as a pain reliever?
A: Morphine.What substance nets recyclers the most money?
A: Aluminum.What are you shopping for if you are sized up by a Brannock Device?
A: Shoes.What animal travels at 25 mph under water but finds it easier to toboggan on its belly on land?
A: The penguin.What's the itchy skin condition tinea pedis better known as?
A: Athlete's foot.What uncooked meat is a trichina worm most likely to make a home in?
A: Pork.How many of every 10 victims infected by the Ebola virus will die in two days?
A: Nine.What computer company was named after a founder's memories of spending a summer in an Oregon orchard?
A: Apple.What butterfly-shaped gland is located just in front of the windpipe?
A: The Thyroid.What's short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"?
A: Laser.What planet is the brightest object in the sky, after the sun and moon?
A: Venus.What weapon did German gunsmith August Kotter unload on the world in 1520?
A: The rifle.What type of machine did 19-year-old French genius Blaise Pascal invent to help his dad do taxes in 1642?
A: An adding machine.What do leukemia sufferers have too many of?
A: White blood cells, or leukocytes.What Benjamin Holt invention was good news to farmers in 1900?
A: The tractor.What weather phenomenon is measured by the Beaufort scale?
A: Wind.What do itchy people call the "rhus radicans" they were sorry they came into contact with?
A: Poison Ivy.What drupaceous fruit were Hawaiian women once forbidden by law to eat?A: The coconut.year-old French genius Blaise Pascal invent to help his dad do taxes in 1642?
A: An adding machine.What do leukemia sufferers have too many of?
A: White blood cells, or leukocytes.What Benjamin Holt invention was good news to farmers in 1900?
A: The tractor.What weather phenomenon is measured by the Beaufort scale?
A: Wind.What do itchy people call the "rhus radicans" they were sorry they came into contact with?
A: Poison Ivy.What drupaceous fruit were Hawaiian women once forbidden by law to eat?
A: The coconut.
A: Nagasaki.What high-level computer language was named after a French mathematician and philosopher?
A: PASCAL.What Mercury astronaut had a pulse rate of 170 at lift-off-John Glenn, Alan Shepard or Gus Grissom?
A: Gus Grissom.What type of vessel was powered by a hand-cranked propeller when first used in combat in 1176?
A: A submarine.What creature proved to be much faster than a horse in a 1927 race in Sydney, Australia?
A: The Kangaroo.Science trivia questions answers and facts.What radioactive element is extracted from carnotite and pitchblende?
A: Uranium.What organ of a buffalo did Plains Indians use to make yellow paint?
A: The gallbladder.What optical aids was nearsighted model Grace Robin the first to show off in 1930?
A: Contact lenses.What creature's fossilized leg bone did John Horner discover red blood cells in, in 1993?
A: A tyrannosaurus rex's.What sticky sweetener was traditionally used as an antiseptic ointment for cuts and burns?
A: Honey.What computer was introduced in 1984 Super Bowl ads?
A: The Macintosh.What male body part did Mademoiselle magazine find to be the favorite of most women?
A: Eyes.What planet is named after the Greek god who personified the sky?
A: Uranus.What fat substitute got FDA approval for use in snack foods, despite reports of diarrhea and cramps?
A: Olestra.What plant's meltdown was dubbed "Russian Roulette" by nuclear power wags?
A: Chernobyl's.What is a single unit of quanta called?
A: A quantum.What will fall off of the Great Sphinx in 200 years due to pollution and erosion, according to scholar Chikaosa Tanimoto?
A: It's head.What suntan lotion was developed by Dr. Ben Green in 1944 to protect pilots who bailed out over the Pacific?
A: Coppertone.What was Friedrich Serturner the first to extract from opium and use as a pain reliever?
A: Morphine.What substance nets recyclers the most money?
A: Aluminum.What are you shopping for if you are sized up by a Brannock Device?
A: Shoes.What animal travels at 25 mph under water but finds it easier to toboggan on its belly on land?
A: The penguin.What's the itchy skin condition tinea pedis better known as?
A: Athlete's foot.What uncooked meat is a trichina worm most likely to make a home in?
A: Pork.How many of every 10 victims infected by the Ebola virus will die in two days?
A: Nine.What computer company was named after a founder's memories of spending a summer in an Oregon orchard?
A: Apple.What butterfly-shaped gland is located just in front of the windpipe?
A: The Thyroid.What's short for "light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"?
A: Laser.What planet is the brightest object in the sky, after the sun and moon?
A: Venus.What weapon did German gunsmith August Kotter unload on the world in 1520?
A: The rifle.What type of machine did 19-year-old French genius Blaise Pascal invent to help his dad do taxes in 1642?
A: An adding machine.What do leukemia sufferers have too many of?
A: White blood cells, or leukocytes.What Benjamin Holt invention was good news to farmers in 1900?
A: The tractor.What weather phenomenon is measured by the Beaufort scale?
A: Wind.What do itchy people call the "rhus radicans" they were sorry they came into contact with?
A: Poison Ivy.What drupaceous fruit were Hawaiian women once forbidden by law to eat?A: The coconut.year-old French genius Blaise Pascal invent to help his dad do taxes in 1642?
A: An adding machine.What do leukemia sufferers have too many of?
A: White blood cells, or leukocytes.What Benjamin Holt invention was good news to farmers in 1900?
A: The tractor.What weather phenomenon is measured by the Beaufort scale?
A: Wind.What do itchy people call the "rhus radicans" they were sorry they came into contact with?
A: Poison Ivy.What drupaceous fruit were Hawaiian women once forbidden by law to eat?
A: The coconut.
English Trivia
http://www.tomisimo.org/blog/2006/language-learning/english-trivia/
- Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters
mt. - Los Angeles’s full name is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la
Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula and can be
abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, L.A. - The symbol on the “pound” key (#) is called an octothorpe.
- The word set has more definitions than any other word in the
English language. - Underground is the only word in the English language that
begins and ends with the letters “und.” - There are only four words in the English language which end
in”-dous” tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, andhazardous. - The longest one-syllable word in the English language is
screeched. - The longest word in the English language, according to the
Oxford English Dictionary,
is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
The only other word with the same amount of letters is
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural. - There is a seven letter word in the English language that
contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters,
therein the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein. Does the sporting goods store REI count too? - Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the
left hand. (On a QWERTY keyboard) - Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct
order, as does arsenious, meaning “containing arsenic.” - The combination ough can be pronounced in nine different
ways.The following sentence contains them all “A rough-coated,
dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough;
after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.” - The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a
letter is uncopyrightable. - The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a tittle.
- The word checkmate in chess comes from the Persian phrase
“Shah Mat,” which means “the king is dead”.
Friday, October 8, 2010
I WANNA DIE. I HATE MY LIFE.
BADTRIP! AKO NALANG PALAGI ANG MALI! WALANG KWENTANG BUHAY TOH. SANA MAMATAY NALANG AKO!
Monday, October 4, 2010
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Saturday, October 2, 2010
Saturday, 2nd of October, Year 2010. :)
Hi guys. Kakagawa ko lang ng blog ko! :)) Nakakapagod this day pero ang saya! Bonding, kulitan and asaran with friends! :)) Haha. Pero kabadtrip talaga ung nangungulit jan! Matamaan ka sana ng kidlat kung nasan ka man! >:)
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