framing..

overboard..

Stuck in the moment..

JUST A DREAM..

EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE

Einstein said that only 2% of the world could solve this problem.

There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

Hints:

• The Brit lives in the red house.
• The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
• The Dane drinks tea.
• The green house is on the left of the white house.
• The green homeowner drinks coffee.
• The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
• The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
• The man living in the center house drinks milk.
• The Norwegian lives in the first house.
• The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
• The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
• The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
• The German smokes prince.
• The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
• The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.

Who owns the fish?

HINT:

This riddle just takes patience. Make a table to help you.

Riddle: World War 1 Sword

A grandfather is telling his grandson war stories.

"At the end of World War 1, I was awarded for my bravery after saving a group of my men," the grandfather says. "You see, we were fighting in northern France and one of our enemies threw a grenade at us. I managed to pick it up and throw it away before it exploded. So right after the war ended, a General gave me a sword, engraved with the words 'Awarded for Bravery and Valor, A True Hero, World War 1'."

The grandson thinks about the story for a minute and then says "Grandpa, that story can't be true!" How did the grandson know?

College Finals

At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning. Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final. The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin. They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page. On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?

Surgeon Talk

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work, particularly which types of patients they'd had the best experiences with. 

The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered." 

The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order." 

The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded." 

The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

LeRoy

A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office 
worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" 

"Ten," she replied. 

"What are their names?" he asked. 

"LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, 
and LeRoy," she answered. 

"They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to 
come in from playing outside?" 

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all 
come running in." 

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" 
"I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered. 

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. 
"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"

Gravy Ladle

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter back from his mother: Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now." Love, Mom.

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ALL ABOUT LOVE

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Love is a precise feeling of adoration
One way of doing it is through communication
It's not all about gifts or presents
Or any material things..

It's not much about the smiles and laughters
when you're with them
But about the pain you feel
when you miss them..

"Action speaks louder than words"
If you really love someone,
Showing is better than telling it..
But if you do not love someone anymore,
Telling is better than showing it..

"Love is blind"
But for me, "Love isn't blind" -
it sees but it doesn't mind..